Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods -¦ a few seconds after he took Viagra.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Related Quotes:
- Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Starving artist: starving for affection, starving for attention – JessicaLynn Barbour
- Do not feel surprise at being schooled amid toil: you are being schooled for a wondrous destiny. – Augustine of Hippo
- A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s ?????? is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- To have wisdom whilst young, to have strength whilst old, therein lies the secret to life on earth – Pad Van Zyl
- If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Periods are a period when nature forces ???????utes to go on leave. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her ??????. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man’s access to) their kids. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. – Carroll Bryant
- Dorian used to watch you like a starving man who wants meat. Now he looks at you like he wants seconds. – Richelle Mead
- Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Life is about finding yourself. Finding yourself is about finding your ultimate goal, ultimate passion. – Debasish Mridha
- I figured I only had about two seconds to live. It’s amazing how many thoughts you can have in two seconds. – Dinah Katt
- The irrevocable events of our lives happen in seconds, sometimes fractions of seconds. – Greg Iles
- Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is). – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- The man who has a conscience suffers whilst acknowledging his sin. That is his punishment. – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
- Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick -¦ or the side ????. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- [W]e are not merely tempered and schooled by failure but compelled, in however subtle a fashion, to become something other than we were. – Anthony Lane
- The secret to staying atop your priorities is to schooled regular times for review and reflection. – Michael Hyatt
- I was already well schooled in looking away, the jungle-craft of gentility. – Amitav Ghosh
- Bonobo discipline involves being schooled in a gentler, more playful fashion. – Susan Block
- God may seem sometimes to forget for a while, whilst his justice reposes, but there always comes a moment when he remembers. – Alexandre Dumas
- There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will. – Robert Frost
- We must be more and more to each other, my dear wife.’ -Charles Darwin to wife Emma upon loss of daughter Annie – Deborah Heiligman
- I wouldn’t be a good wife, but I would be a wife in a way that was cinematically compelling. – Gabby Bess
- I have a theory that while a man might not always get the wife he wants or needs, he always gets the wife he deserves. – Marlon James
- A righteous wife is a respectful wife. – Habeeb Akande
- The better the wife,the happier the man.The happier the man,the happier the wife. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- To take away a man’s sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer’s dream.) – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- To leave a man’s ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- When a man’s bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman’s body -” or ?????? -” has to do the opposite. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana