This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel!
– Molly Harper
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- So unsirious work… I behave nice because I want people to behave in the same way with me. – Deyth Banger
- Parents know all about the verses related to how children should behave but not so much about those that remind them about how they should behave. – Jeff VanVonderen
- We do not behave out of our identity, we behave out of our understanding of our identity in Christ. – Shelley Hendrix
- If life gives you nuts then be a nut cracker. – Vikrmn
- When I finally find that one willing agent, I’ll have found my prize in the Cracker Jack box. – Richelle E Goodrich
- Love? Love is for children and poor people… – Molly Harper
- People who wouldn’t dream of drowning a puppy in a barrel full of water think nothing of killing a fish the same slow way. – Karen Traviss
- Well, that cinched it. He was an ???????. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him. – Molly Harper
- Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady? – Molly Harper
- Wait, Richard Cheney, as in ???? Cheney? You’re a vampire named ???? Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil. – Molly Harper
- My grandma Ruthie, Jettie’s sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. – Molly Harper
- Misery, thy name is Mudslide – Molly Harper
- Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? – Molly Harper
- Zeb was kindergarten teacher–a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. – Molly Harper
- Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. – Molly Harper
- Some vampires wouldn’t react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn’t recommend testing the theory. – Molly Harper
- I don’t care what tomorrow brings, as long as I have you. – Molly Harper
- Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it ‘holiday gumbo’. – Molly Harper
- There was not a lot of room for someone like me, who kept the gossip mill running like a hamster wheel. – Molly Harper
- Go on, you’ve claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that ????? replacement you call transportation. – Molly Harper
- Ah, spite, the stuff of fairy tales. – Molly Harper
- Hi Maggie, it’s nice to see you again,’ he said, smiling so sweetly I thought I might need insulin. – Molly Harper
- …I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril. – Molly Harper
- Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears. – Molly Harper
- You don’t spread democracy with a barrel of a gun. – Helen Thomas
- She’s been a barrel of bitchy monkeys since Jordan and I walked out of the Arrivals gate together earlier this afternoon. – Victoria Denault
- Mina’s mouth dropped open, and he bent his head as if to kiss her. She jammed her gun barrel under his chin. He grinned. – Meljean Brook
- With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. – Chuck Palahniuk
- Childhood is the barrel they give you/to go over the falls in. – Linda McCarriston
- She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy. – Patrick Major Dallas OR
- A teaspoon of honey is worth more to the bee than a barrel of gold. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Smoke rose from the barrel of the gun like a serpent crawling up from its wicker basket – Andrew Lennon
- Her beauty was a weapon. A loaded gun, with the barrel pointed at her own head. – Khaled Hosseini
- People are not taught to be really virtuous, but to behave properly. – Kakuz Okakura
- Don’t you agree that if I act like there is nothing going on, other people will behave that way too? – Nichole Chase
- if people do not have responsibility, do not expect them to behave responsibly. – Carne Ross
- Audiences who behave obscene toward prominent people have no clue that their opinions can result others to have a bad impression on them. – Saaif Alam
- I do like the way people behave toward me and Theresa when we’re together-everyone’s voice changes to music, and we get all sorts of smiles. – Kenneth Logan
- People in every nation behave and respond according to the values and virtues upon which they were raised. We all are a product of our environment. – Sunday Adelaja
- Sometimes we have to behave indifferent towards people who proclaim their love to us, just to see if they are really different. – Michael Bassey Johnson