That’s how we should celebrate all birthdays… with an ass-kicking.
– Mord McGhee
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- It’s not dystopia to think history will repeat itself. – Mord McGhee
- Why just celebrate birthdays? Why not celebrate every day? In reality, we are born anew everyday. Everyday is a Birthday! – RVM
- The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I’d be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery. – Rachel Vincent
- I write every day whether somebody pays me or not. I write every day whether or not self-doubt is kicking my ass. It’s what writers must do. – Don Roff
- Riley Blackthorne – kicking hell’s ass one demon at a time. – Jana Oliver
- Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing. – Charles Bukowski
- You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it. – Taylor Mali
- Wouldn’t want to miss a war, would I? – Alison McGhee
- His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. – TA Miles
- is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass? – musa nganga
- Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- The law is not an ass but a chameleon in ass skin: it turns deathly black when around blacks and pristine white when around whites – Agona Apell
- I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane
- Don’t wait for people to celebrate you before you celebrate them – Sunday Adelaja
- To celebrate man is to celebrate God – Sunday Adelaja
- Celebrate Life. To truly live, Celebrate each day of Life. Let each day be a Festival of Joy.-RVM – RVM
- Celebrate every moment, every day. Celebrate every beauty, all the way. – Debasish Mridha
- In the morning, celebrate the beauty and warmth of sun light,in the evening, celebrate the song of silence and love of night. – Debasish Mridha
- Don’t celebrate how old you are, celebrate the years you survived. – Touaxia Vang
- When others fail to celebrate you, celebrate your own achievements. – Janiese Wesley
- in every 1st October we Nigerians helps very few of us celebrate there independence, very. soon. we will celebrate our own. – Hamzatribah
- New cells are born everyday and old cells die, but they have neither funerals nor birthdays. – Thich Nhat Hanh
- That’s how birthdays were in our house. All hateful charades of pretty clothes, expensive presents, and ugly words . . . – Debbie Howells
- Birthdays were made for going wild over the people we think are amazing. – Richelle E Goodrich
- It was the laughter of birthdays, of money found in an old pocket. – Ian Rankin
- Kicking a police car? Really?’ Caleb shrugged. ‘Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? – Sherrilyn Kenyon
- It would be fun,- Skulduggery nodded. -I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven’t had a chance to do it nearly as much as I’d like. – Derek Landy
- A new challenge keeps the brain kicking and the heart ticking. – EA Bucchianeri
- It kind of felt like she was kicking me in the gut, and every kick – Francesca Zappia
- Men, she decided, were a strange, thick-skulled, ball-kicking species no one on earth could have a sensible conversation with. – Irma Joubert
- I will carry you kicking and screaming like a child then spank you. We can do this my way or yours. – JL Sheppard
- Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others – Yana Toboso
- The devil is alive and kicking. But if you are in Christ and follow the rules of daily Bible study, prayer, and witnessing, he has no power over you. – Billy Graham
- She began stroking my ankles. I considered kicking her in the cunt. – Samuel Beckett
- STAR: My dad always told me that life will keep on kicking you if you let it. You’ve got to keep moving, and you’ve got to not look back. – Sam Crescent
- STAR: My dad always told me that life will keep on kicking you if you let it. You’ve got to keep moving, and you’ve got to not look back. – Sam Crescent
- i have only one way to blow the steam off, i make money, you spend money thats funny,now i’m smilling like thats honey:) – Mohlalefi j motsima
- A lion may die of an ass’s kick. – Robert Browning
- Everyone you meet is hurt, broken and fighting a hard battle. Please don’t be an ass. – Sarvesh Jain
- If someone tells you you’re not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they canhave a great view of your fabulous ass. – Miley Cyrus