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Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.

Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.
– Neel Burton

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  7. One needs to be either more brave or more good, because if courage is lacking goodness can substitute, while cowardice is the deficiency of both. – Neel Burton
  8. The irony is, nothing is more frightening than being frightened. – Neel Burton
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  10. Loneliness is the manifestation of the conflict between our desire for meaning and the absence of objective meaning from the universe. – Neel Burton
  11. Solitude, the joy of being alone, stems from, as well as promotes, a state of maturity and inner richness. – Neel Burton
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  14. Depression is our way of telling ourselves that something is seriously wrong and needs working through and changing. – Neel Burton
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  26. The nicest veterans in Schenectady, I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought. – Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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  28. This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. –Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical – Dave Barry
  29. It’s sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny, they succeeded. – Toba Beta
  30. I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. – Calvin – Bill Watterson
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  40. It could be said of him that while others chased the mirage of happiness, he was happy with being content. – Neel Mukherjee

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