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You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.
– Nicki Elson

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  2. I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus. – Nicki Elson
  3. I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. – Nicki Elson
  4. It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her. – Nicki Elson
  5. One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus – Nicki Elson
  6. Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy. – Nicki Elson
  7. Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? – Nicki Elson
  8. That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights? – Nicki Elson
  9. My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best? – Nicki Elson
  10. Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society. – Nicki Elson
  11. In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? – Nicki Elson
  12. It’s complicated. He’s not-¦’ Human? ‘He’s playing hard to get. – Nicki Elson
  13. I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you. – Nicki Elson
  14. You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world? – Nicki Elson
  15. Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime. – Nicki Elson
  16. The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it. – Nicki Elson
  17. Oh.- It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning -” none of which merely meant oh. – Nicki Elson
  18. He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long. – Nicki Elson
  19. You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me. – Nicki Elson
  20. She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. – Nicki Elson
  21. In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds. – Nicki Elson
  22. Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you? – Nicki Elson
  23. How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted? – Nicki Elson
  24. She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body. – Nicki Elson
  25. Many couples spend a great deal of time planning their wedding, but little time planning their marriage. – DeBorrah K Ogans
  26. Roald Amundsen says that -˜Adventure is just bad planning.’ In that case, friends, let us make more bad planning! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  27. If you don’t take life seriously,Life will take you, seriously! – Ana Claudia Antunes
  28. Words are to be taken seriously. I try to take seriously acts of language. Words set things in motion. – Toni Cade Bambara
  29. The overriding reason why we should take other people’s cultures seriously is because God has taken ours seriously. – John RW Stott
  30. When doing a job -” any job -” one must feel that he owns it, and act as though he will remain in that job forever. – Hyman G Rickover
  31. You don’t think any job’s a job unless it’s your job. – Last Man Standing
  32. Cannot put a finger on what precedes the other, bachelor/spinsterhood or self-obsession. – Sandeep Sahajpal
  33. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. – William Shakespeare
  34. To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar – Bangambiki Habyarimana
  35. No man that good-looking could be a bachelor. Life wasn’t that kind. – Gaelen Foley
  36. A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization… One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war. – Orson Scott Card
  37. A bachelor always feels himself defrauded, when he knows or suspects that any woman of his acquaintance has given herself away. – Nathaniel Hawthorne
  38. A psychologist’s job (if it’s done well) is to get you to seriously laugh at yourself. – Clifford Cohen
  39. The woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks flew. – Darynda Jones
  40. Did you ask people to crime scenes on dates? – Maureen Johnson

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