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That's all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?
– Nicki Elson

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  1. I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus. – Nicki Elson
  2. I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. – Nicki Elson
  3. It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her. – Nicki Elson
  4. One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus – Nicki Elson
  5. Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy. – Nicki Elson
  6. Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? – Nicki Elson
  7. My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best? – Nicki Elson
  8. Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society. – Nicki Elson
  9. In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? – Nicki Elson
  10. It’s complicated. He’s not-¦’ Human? ‘He’s playing hard to get. – Nicki Elson
  11. I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you. – Nicki Elson
  12. You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world? – Nicki Elson
  13. Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime. – Nicki Elson
  14. You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor. – Nicki Elson
  15. The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it. – Nicki Elson
  16. Oh.- It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning -” none of which merely meant oh. – Nicki Elson
  17. He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long. – Nicki Elson
  18. You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me. – Nicki Elson
  19. She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. – Nicki Elson
  20. In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds. – Nicki Elson
  21. Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you? – Nicki Elson
  22. How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted? – Nicki Elson
  23. She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body. – Nicki Elson
  24. A truly free man is not free ‘from’ anything, nor free ‘to’ anything, he is just free. Free within himself. – Ilyas Kassam
  25. Music has always assuaged my lacerations, brightened my hours, added glow to my little joys and given wings to my fantasy flights. – Balroop Singh
  26. Some might think that the creativity, imagination, and flights of fancy that give my life meaning are insanity. – Vladimir Nabokov
  27. ?????c Romance is a complete women thing.. by the women for the women.. Men don’t even have an idea where women’s imaginations can reach..! – Himmilicious
  28. If women had power what would men be but women who can’t bear children? And what would women be but men who can? – Ursula K Le Guin
  29. When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women. – Sally Kempton
  30. Follow the dreams of others and you will receive a paycheck. Follow your own dreams and you will never check your pay. – Vincent Lowry
  31. Professionalism shouldn’t be defined by a persons paycheck, role or title. It should be defined by a persons work ethic – Janna Cachola
  32. Power, a paycheck and control do sick things to those who have the illusion of possessing it. – Donna Lynn Hope
  33. You are self employed. You work to pay your bills, build your dreams and create your life, regardless of who signs your paycheck. – Rob Liano
  34. The ability to stay calm and focused in the midst of change is what distinguishes great leaders from those just collecting a paycheck. – Todd Stocker
  35. We are free, but we are not equal. We are free, but not as free as other people in this land are free. – Allan Dare Pearce
  36. If only we could keep the wars between sperm and stop the ones between people, we would have peace through pleasure. – Dr Susan Block
  37. When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  38. If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  39. Public opinion is to an unconventional idea -¦ what abortion is to sperm. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  40. The sperm donor that impregnated my mother (with me), passed away. Please, stop sending me private messages of condolences. I never met the man. – Efrat Cybulkiewicz

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