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In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?
– Nicki Elson

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  1. I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus. – Nicki Elson
  2. I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. – Nicki Elson
  3. It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her. – Nicki Elson
  4. One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus – Nicki Elson
  5. Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy. – Nicki Elson
  6. Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? – Nicki Elson
  7. That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights? – Nicki Elson
  8. My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best? – Nicki Elson
  9. Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society. – Nicki Elson
  10. It’s complicated. He’s not-¦’ Human? ‘He’s playing hard to get. – Nicki Elson
  11. I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you. – Nicki Elson
  12. You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world? – Nicki Elson
  13. Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime. – Nicki Elson
  14. You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor. – Nicki Elson
  15. The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it. – Nicki Elson
  16. Oh.- It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning -” none of which merely meant oh. – Nicki Elson
  17. He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long. – Nicki Elson
  18. You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me. – Nicki Elson
  19. She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. – Nicki Elson
  20. In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds. – Nicki Elson
  21. Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you? – Nicki Elson
  22. How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted? – Nicki Elson
  23. She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body. – Nicki Elson
  24. A long-standing commitment to living in the present-”because screw the past. She was a done deal. And screw the future cuz she was a fickle bitch. – River Jaymes
  25. Trust doesn’t mean that you trust that someone won’t screw up-” it means you trust them even when they do screw up. – Ed Catmull
  26. Our parents would not be -˜The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  27. We’re [parents]) always bluffing, pretending we know best, when most of the time we’re just praying we won’t screw up too badly. – Jodi Picoult
  28. Falling in love with a woman’s body is lust, with a woman’s mind is sense, with a woman’s heart is virtue, and with a woman’s soul is wisdom. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  29. That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won’t screw you. Don’t do it for them. – Justin Halpern
  30. It’s an odd thing- the softer and more easily hurt a woman is the better she can screw herself up to do what has to be done. – E Nesbit
  31. More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  32. The parents of politics are lack of control and seeking to control. The parents of leadership are influence and trust. – Richie Norton
  33. It is very sad to see children live like orphans while their parents are still alive. After all, children need the constant love of parents. – Gugu Mona
  34. Self-esteem wasn’t the issue for my parents or their parents. Survival was their primary goal. – Julia A Boyd
  35. Many parents preach to their children but do not set good examples. Parents want the children to do as they say, not as they do. – Billy Graham
  36. A child that’s being abused by its parents doesn’t stop loving its parents, it stops loving itself. – Shahida Arabi
  37. I don’t think they’re terrible parents. They love us. I think they’re negligent parents. That’s not the same thing. – Justine Larbalestier
  38. Is there a magical time when children become parents to their parents? – Ralph Webster
  39. Patients are almost always preceded by their parents, because no matter how fast an ambulance can drive, terrified parents can drive faster. – John Green
  40. Some of the things I hated my parents for when I was younger are the same things I love my parents for now that I’m older. – Steve Maraboli

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