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I have a black belt in sarcasm, and my wit is like lightning.

I have a black belt in sarcasm, and my wit is like lightning.
– NR Walker

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  3. I’m not a notch on a belt.--œYou could never be a notch, London Chantelle. You’re the whole belt, sugar. – Elizabeth SaFleur
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  8. Thunder roars but does not strike. Lightning strikes but does not roar. Choose to be lightning. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  9. Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning! – JRR Tolkien
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