If you can’t lay an egg or milk a cow
– Rebbecca D Myers
Related Quotes:
- Don’t cry over spilt milk when you can milk another cow. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- They that milk the cow everyday without feeding it well must never complain about how it keeps growing lean – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
- It is worth remembering that at some point in the very distant past, no human had ever drank milk from a cow. – Michael Petch
- Beware: If you egg people on, you’ll get egg on your face. – Richie Norton
- You’re one tough egg to crack. You know that? You’re like a Kinder egg wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma. – Cassia Leo
- The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg. – Richard Dawkins
- Don’t lose your time gazing at the spilled milk. There are other cows to milk – Bangambiki Habyarimana
- I was about thirteen when I started letting boys feel me up. – Rebbecca Ray
- Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won`t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. – Helen Rowland
- you’re so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure – Sherrilyn Kenyon
- His jaw was set, telling me I should back off. Unfortunately, being a gobby cow meant I couldn’t. – Kyra Lennon
- Annie Taliaferro had that hammerhead look about her, like a breachy range cow, or a bunch-quitting steer. – Clifton Adams
- No Quran, no Bible, no Gita, no Cow, is greater than the human self. – Abhijit Naskar
- Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. – Bill Bryson
- The pendulum wall clock ticked and the ancient refrigerator clicked on. From outside came the low mooing of a cow. Such peace, thought Emily. – Shannon Claire Morelli
- Do close your mouth. You look like a cow that’s being artificially inseminated. – Nick Wilgus
- A diligent ant is more useful than a lazy cow. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- If you’re just starting out, don’t focus on the cheese, focus on the cow. – Ehab Atalla
- Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes. – Aaron Copland
- Keep rechewing. Like a cow. Use all your creative stomachs. – Elizabeth M Lawrence
- All pomp and show.- Anjali’s glare at the house would’ve exploded bricks if she’d had superhuman powers. -œA fat cow needs a big barn. – Nicola Marsh
- That sure as ???? ain’t no cow – Scott Sigler
- If every one of you was to clean before his own front door, all would be clean of cow flops. – Winston Graham
- Cow, goat, chicken, lamb . . . only slaves eat like this,’ Musa said, heaping an impolite amount on to his plate. -˜Our stomachs are graveyards. – Arundhati Roy
- Greasy burgers and fries are so much more delicious than swallowing a cow whole. – Sarah Nicolas
- If you follow the herd, people may mistake you for a cow. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Mad cow disease? A crazy hunger for blood. There had to be a reasonable explanation for all of this. And there’s no such thing as vampires, right? – Alisha Costanzo
- I don’t know what Alex did to piss this poisonous cow off, but now I want blood. – Cheree Smith
- Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one’s cow has exploded. – Dean Koontz
- The truth is what we say it is…prove to me this desk is not a cow! – Ray S Jones
- Irreverence is our only sacred cow. – Paul Krassner
- A million dollars? For a cow? – Leah Brooke
- There is a very thin line between- Gobar(cow dung) and Go-Uber!!!! – Kshitij Bhatia
- If Gage finds out, he’s going to have a cow-horns, balls, and all. – Paige Tyler
- Creating a complete picture of a company financial health, by looking at periodic financial statements, is like turning a hamburger into a cow – Don Tapscott
- A bird that does not break out of its shell will die in its egg. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Although richer and Number 1 in the charts at this very moment, I’ve come full circle; once again I am the lanky, ginger, friendless geek.- Egg – Jamie Scallion
- You’ve become a miserable bastard and I can’t deal with it anymore.-Bex on Egg -“ Book 2 -œHaving it – Jamie Scallion
- Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg before it is broken. – MFK Fisher
- The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. – Arnold H Glasgow