Top Egg Quotes

  • Don’t crack anything unless it’s a smile, or an Easter egg :) – Elaine S

    Don’t crack anything unless it’s a smile, or an Easter egg 🙂– Elaine S

  • The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. – Arnold H Glasgow

    The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.– Arnold H Glasgow

  • The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg. – Richard Dawkins

    The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.– Richard Dawkins

  • A woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day. – CheldonCooper

    A woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day.– CheldonCooper

  • If you can’t lay an egg or milk a cow – Rebbecca D Myers

    If you can’t lay an egg or milk a cow– Rebbecca D Myers

  • Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg before it is broken. – MFK Fisher

    Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg before it is broken.– MFK Fisher

  • Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away. – Walter Benjamin

    Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away.– Walter Benjamin

  • Fate is a fickle bitch. Just when you believe you’ve secured the goose that lays the golden egg, she back heels you in the bollocks. – Ken Scott

    Fate is a fickle bitch. Just when you believe you’ve secured the goose that lays the golden egg, she back heels you in the bollocks.– Ken Scott

  • Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • She smiled the most extraordinary smile and Egg knew his life would never be the same again. – Jamie Scallion

    She smiled the most extraordinary smile and Egg knew his life would never be the same again.– Jamie Scallion