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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
– Oliver Oliver Reed

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  2. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  3. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed
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  5. Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  6. Beware: If you egg people on, you’ll get egg on your face. – Richie Norton
  7. You’re one tough egg to crack. You know that? You’re like a Kinder egg wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma. – Cassia Leo
  8. The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg. – Richard Dawkins
  9. Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  10. Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  11. Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  12. Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  13. Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  14. If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  15. Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  16. Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  17. What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  18. Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  19. Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman! – Oliver Oliver Reed
  20. Yo Mama’s so fat her ???? cheeks have different area codes. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  21. Man is but a reed, the weakest in nature, but he is a thinking reed. – Blaise Pascal
  22. Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. – Chuck Norris
  23. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia? – Sarah Mlynowski
  24. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer
  25. …wanting soul life without the dark, warming intelligence of personal doubt is like expecting an egg without the brooding heat of the mother hen. – David Whyte
  26. I live, eat, spend, travel, support a family, entertain…..but I do not go to work. There is something wrong. My nest egg just keeps growing. – Manoj Arora
  27. Money is for doing things, my love. Don’t sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn’t hatch. I should know. I’ve made enough of it. – Maureen Johnson
  28. A bird that does not break out of its shell will die in its egg. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  29. An egg’s true value is only known when it is broken. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  30. I wanted someone above me in the chain of life. I didn’t want to be alone, a single blue egg in a crumbling nest. – Kathy Hepinstall
  31. Be quick to resolve conflicts before they mature to become wars. The energetic crocodile was once a delicate egg! – Israelmore Ayivor
  32. Go back to the band, Egg. Please.- – Bex – Jamie Scallion
  33. What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It’s like putting your hand up a tiger’s arse. – Egg – Jamie Scallion
  34. Although richer and Number 1 in the charts at this very moment, I’ve come full circle; once again I am the lanky, ginger, friendless geek.- Egg – Jamie Scallion
  35. I told Jerome I will ring Egg every day because he’s my pal and not because I want him back in the band to write our second album. – Clipper – Jamie Scallion
  36. You’ve become a miserable bastard and I can’t deal with it anymore.-Bex on Egg -“ Book 2 -œHaving it – Jamie Scallion
  37. She smiled the most extraordinary smile and Egg knew his life would never be the same again. – Jamie Scallion
  38. The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. – Arnold H Glasgow
  39. Don’t crack anything unless it’s a smile, or an Easter egg 🙂 – Elaine S
  40. I wondered about her chicken-and-egg relationship with Dad. Which came first? Her helplessness or his controlling? – Justina Chen

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