Top Chuck Quotes

  • My momma always said, ‘You and Elvis are pretty good, but y’all ain’t no Chuck Berry. – Jerry Lee Lewis

    My momma always said, ‘You and Elvis are pretty good, but y’all ain’t no Chuck Berry.– Jerry Lee Lewis

  • Mr. Monogamy doesn’t find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I’d have to chuck it all and join a monastery. – Kim Cormack

    Mr. Monogamy doesn’t find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I’d have to chuck it all and join a monastery.– Kim Cormack

  • Chuck Palahniuk asked which is worse: Hell or nothing. Here is my answer: Of course nothing! Because even in Hell, there is hope! – Mehmet Murat ildan

    Chuck Palahniuk asked which is worse: Hell or nothing. Here is my answer: Of course nothing! Because even in Hell, there is hope!– Mehmet Murat ildan

  • He (Chuck Smith) was leery of music that moved the body more than the soul. – Larry Eskridge

    He (Chuck Smith) was leery of music that moved the body more than the soul.– Larry Eskridge

  • Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.– Oliver Oliver Reed