Famous Oliver Oliver Reed Quotes

  • Yo Mama’s so fat her ???? cheeks have different area codes. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so fat her ???? cheeks have different area codes.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman! – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman!– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals.– Oliver Oliver Reed