Top Norris Quotes

  • Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin’ for some spam. – Sandy Ward Bell

    I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin’ for some spam.– Sandy Ward Bell