Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?
– Robert Clark
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- Did I say stab of Self Pity? No, I was trekking through the Swamp of Self Pity at this point, waist deep in my own stinking shit. – Nicole Hamlett
- Don’t pity this sinful world!Just pity those who made it so! – Toba Beta
- All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously. – Tom Robbins
- Pity. What a useless emotion when you don’t act on it. Pity is supposed to trigger compassion. – Lish McBride
- If there is one thing worse than self-pity, it was other people’s pity. – CJ Duggan
- When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you’ll send her away very soon. – Michael Bassey Johnson
- Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- To masturbate is to imagine: physically. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place – Carroll Bryant
- I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. – Dave Matthes
- Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night? – Kresley Cole
- It’s not a homeless life for me,It’s just that I’m home lessThan others like to be. – Akilnathan Logeswaran
- Peace above all, even above love. – Laure Lacornette
- The higher you rise above your fears the higher you will rise above your peers. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Above all else, above the mechanics, even, a doctor should be thoroughly grounded in morality. – MR Graham
- The only way to rise above is to rise above. The only way to respond to wrong is with right. The only way to deal with injustice is to be just. – Nafisa Haji
- And what’s above all… above us… Who is God!?- Who are the aliens… who are the people which ignore us!? – Deyth Banger
- Love makes you strong when others are weak, brave when others are scared, hopeful when others are despairing and cheerful when others are sad. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Learn more than others. Work more than others. Succeed more than others. Give more than others. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Think twice as much as others.Study twice as much as others.Work twice as much as others.Give twice as much as others. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Dream what others do not.Imagine what others have not.Do what others will not.Achieve what others could not. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Be smarter than others imagined.Be braver than others anticipated.Be stronger than others calculated.Be better than others envisioned. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Smile, even when others do not.Care, even when others will not.Love, even when others could not.Give, even when others cannot. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Always buy ????ographic books in hardback because they’re easier to hold with one hand. – Robert Clark
- People tell me I shouldn’t smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym. – Robert Clark
- The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs. – Robert Clark
- Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July? – Robert Clark
- Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When Delia does it she comes across as an old slut. – Robert Clark
- I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins…you should be shot in the head. – Robert Clark
- I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier. – Robert Clark
- Finally the homeless eel marked its territory, I suppose, and the Doctor lay heavily upon me, moist with sweat. – Arthur Golden
- Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever’s prayer. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- 2 homeless people in love are hapeir than a wealthy man alone in his castle – Ron Riccota
- We are homeless enough in this world under the best of circumstances without going to any special effort to test our capacity to be more so. – Harold Edmund Stearns
- Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- In some ways, Christians are homeless. Our true home is waiting for us, prepared by the Lord Jesus Christ. – Billy Graham
- Two Homeless People In Love Are Happier Than A lonely Man Living Alone In His Castle – Ron Riccota
- He found her utterly fascinating, a nameless, homeless, naked vampire, sleeping away the day in his bed, wanted by state and federal police. – Travis Luedke
- I don’t know what’s worse by number in America, the vacant houses standing, or the homeless people falling into them. – Anthony Liccione