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I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the ???? off. Hard.

I’d gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the ???? off. Hard.
– SA Tawks

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  3. What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won’t give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. – Haven Kimmel
  4. I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass. – Jim Butcher
  5. …the most sacred right of a person is to refuse o be manipulated, handled, cheated, and then kicked in the ass—. – Romain Gary
  6. When truth becomes like a football that is kicked and tossed around by passers-by. That grieves God’s heart – Sunday Adelaja
  7. Her heart kicked hard against her ribs, seized by a terrible fear that refused to let go no matter how hard she pushed. – Kady Cross
  8. She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady. – Drew Magary
  9. Newly-born books are like birds-¦ they shouldn’t be kicked out of the nest until they’re capable of flying. Wendy Anne Darling 5-1-15 – Wendy Anne Darling
  10. When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don’t bite back. – KC Rhoads
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  12. I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat. – Suzanne M Sabol
  13. As was often the case, Magic just chuckled and kicked physics in the balls, leaving it groaning and wondering what just happened. – Jim C Hines
  14. Suffering is humbling. It pays to know how to get your ???? kicked. – Christopher McDougall
  15. Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others – Yana Toboso
  16. Some Memories are better be destroyed.. you never know when do you fall in love with someone, and when you’re kicked out.. it’s life, crazy enough! – Himmilicious
  17. I’m good at doing things I’m not supposed to,- she said, then kicked the door open. – Brandon Sanderson
  18. I’m good at doing things I’m not supposed to,- she said, then kicked the door open. – Brandon Sanderson
  19. Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It’s like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer! – John Green
  20. I almost slapped a patient yesterday. Stupid b**** kicked me while I was telling her to push. Talking about she needed something for the pain. – Shakuita Johnson
  21. I was doing well enough until you came along and kicked my stone over, and out I came, all moss and eyes. – Djuna Barnes
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  24. Students view any teacher who does not bury them under work as some sort of mentally impaired kitten to be kicked aside. – Thomm Quackenbush
  25. He kicked my ???, but he also treated me like a person and not just some girl. – JL McCoy
  26. Kind of a bummer, getting your ???? kicked by a dead guy. – James Morrison
  27. Now whenever I left class to go to the boys’ room, I worried that I would end up on the blue tiled floor in a puddle of piss and blood. – Kenneth Logan
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  30. Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys’ piss. I like to get in the mood. – Peter Milligan
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  37. Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat’s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark – Graham Chapman
  38. Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We’re a late-night piss in the toilet, that’s all we are. – Matt Haig
  39. Ambition is not a dirty word. Piss on compromise. Go for the throat. – Steven Erikson
  40. This is why we must transcend our physical bodies. Because a body is always going to piss you off – Suzanne Morrison

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