… vampires are like gourmet chocolate – oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer.
– Sharon Ashwood
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- And-he was ashamed to admit–he had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything. – Sharon Ashwood
- Being the evil undead wasn’t fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card. – Sharon Ashwood
- Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. – Robert Orben
- He craved sex and chocolate. Chocolate was his heroin. Men were his needle. – Tom Cardamone
- Also, vampires don’t eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I’d rather die. – Sarah Rees Brennan
- Vampires, real vampires, didn’t nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the chunks. – David Wellington
- The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. – Richard Pryor
- Some people who are obsessed with food become gourmet chefs. Others become eating disorders. – Marya Hornbacher
- A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. – James Beard
- I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail. – Abraham H Maslow
- it is very tempting, when you talk about the events of the past, to impose clarity and order upon what had neither one nor the other. – Ren Daumal
- Darkness swallows everything, even pain. That’s what makes it so tempting. Comforting. It disguises weakness as strength. – CM Rayne
- It’s so tempting to try to do it all, so as not to miss out. But to do all of those ‘good things’ means you’ll do none of them well. – Shaunti Feldhahn
- You can’t be tempted, unless you want what is tempting you. – Shannon L Alder
- the idea of being invisibly alone in a crowd of strangers is so tempting for a number of introverts…or maybe for loneliness? – Jennifer William
- If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn’t a made it so damn tempting. – Lois Greiman
- It’s easy to give up at the beginning of something, but after gaining a bit of momentum it’s not as tempting or easy to just give up. – SA Tawks
- All she could see was her demise and it called out a tempting ruse, offering a suffering less potent than what sickened the living. – BB Wynter
- It was tempting to take refuge in feelings of British superiority, although I disliked myself for it and hoped it didn’t show. – John Mole
- It’s so tempting to resist a little gift when you’re expecting the otherwise. – Toba Beta
- If I could wish for my life to be perfect, it would be tempting; butI would have to decline, for life would no longer teach meanything. – Allyson Jones
- Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. – Ellen DeGeneres
- I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend. – Kylie Scott
- All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right? – Christopher Moore
- Depression’s a mood killer. People crowding you, asking if you’re okay. Deperssion; the world’s worst thing. – TheKatAttack
- Time is a thief. A killer. Time is killing him. – Laura Kreitzer
- A killer on the payroll isn’t good for business.’ Devour – LA Larkin
- Another big mistake you women make, never underestimate the cunning of a killer – Mia Moore
- I was always a killer. It was my skill, and they’d taught me well. She taught me love. – Charles Todd
- Justice is rendering each killer that which is his due. – Mark M DeRobertis
- F.B.I and C.I.A use coded words…. Don’t be stupid, remove everything which shows the location. Good Luck Killer :)! – Deyth Banger
- The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. – DH Lawrence
- We worship Him not because He is the best of our gods, but because He is, or was, the greatest killer among them. – NK Jemisin
- A killer with the manners of a rabbit – this is the most dangerous kind. – Frank Herbert
- Today he became a killer, or else a corpse. – Eoin Colfer
- I want to corrupt you, get dirty and rough with you because I know this sexy-as-hell body can take it.-–Ciaran Ross, Killer Curves – Naima Simone
- Bragging that you finished in two strokes. Just like a man.-–Sloane Barrett, Killer Curves – Naima Simone
- If you want to kill giants, hang around a giant killer. It rubs off. – Bill Johnson
- That little girl was dead and in her place stood a cold-blooded killer. – Reyna Pryde
- Bodies need poison. Withdrawals without it. Toxin-free airs a killer. – Hubert Selby Jr