Makin’ mistakes ain’t a crime, you know. What’s the use of having a reputation if you can’t ruin it every now and then?
– Simone Elkeles
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- The fool’s crime is the crime that is found out and the wise man’s crime is the crime that is not found out. – Wilkie Collins
- Crime? What crime? … My killing a loathsome, harmful louse, a filthy old moneylender woman … and you call that a crime? – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
- And my piece of advice is…don’t flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. – Simone Elkeles
- When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each – Simone Elkeles
- If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich…not ????. Hell I’d even settle for being called Chard. – Simone Elkeles
- Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class – Hope your surgery went well! – Simone Elkeles
- Consider me your candy stripper… I mean striper. – Simone Elkeles
- Next time I want to do something nice, slap me. – Simone Elkeles
- Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers). – Simone Elkeles
- Can I request another peer guide, One who isn’t so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.? – Simone Elkeles
- Girls like you want to cut guy’s nuts off and hang ’em from your rearview mirror. – Simone Elkeles
- But wishes are only granted in fairy tales. – Simone Elkeles
- Tell me what we had was real, I whisper. – Simone Elkeles
- Daddy, What’s the horizontal tango? – Simone Elkeles
- …personal torture instructor…I mean physical therapist. – Simone Elkeles
- Our lie is like a cancer that’s spread to every single area of our lives. – Simone Elkeles
- Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. – Simone Elkeles
- Being brave is not as easy as it looks. – Simone Elkeles
- I wish I could turn back time, but I can’t. I made a stupid decision because I thought I was invincible, and I’ll pay for it the rest of my life. – Simone Elkeles
- If you can dispense with reputation, then you are free from care. Reputation is only a visitor, but reality is here to stay. – Liezi
- Your reputation is in the hands of others. That’s what the reputation is. You can’t control that. The only thing you can control is your character. – Wayne W Dyer
- Be more concerned with character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are. – John Wooden
- It is difficult to make a reputation, but is even more difficult seriously to mar a reputation once properly made — so faithful is the public. – Arnold Bennett
- If he aint tellin his boys about you, you aint the one. – Genereux Philip
- Makin’ it happen with Jesus! The good life. – Jolake Bivins
- It takes 20 years to build a reputation and 5 minutes to ruin it. – Warren Buffett
- Not having enough talent seemed almost worse than not having any, because having a little meant having just enough to know what you lacked – Kat Howard
- I know it’s a lot. But she can handle it. I’d rather ruin her with the truth than ruin her with lies. – Maria Semple
- If you were going to be successful in the world of crime, you needed a reputation for honesty. – Terry Pratchett
- I have tried to express the idea that the café is a place where one can ruin oneself, go mad, or commit a crime. – Vincent van Gogh
- Women are also property in our bible; adultery is a property crime in the Old Testament, not a sex crime. – Bill Maher
- We do not condemn it because it is a crime, but it is a crime because we condemn it. – mile Durkheim
- Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin
- If only they gave all unsolved crime cases television air time, they could be solved within an hour on one of those crime story shows. – Spaz tastic
- Police not enforcing laws results in a high crime rate that is formally reported as a low crime rate in police statistics. – Steven Magee
- Perfection in art is a crime against humanity. Perfect humanity in crime is art – Dean Cavanagh
- Having a hearing is educational. Having a hearing with television cameras is useful. Having a hearing with two rows of television cameras is Heaven. – Tim Wirth
- All men make mistakes, but a good man yields when he knows his course is wrong, and repairs the evil. The only crime is pride. – Sophocles
- Having a heart that’s three sizes too small must be really convenient for business. – Naima Simone
- I finally faced the fact that it isn`t a crime not having friends. Being alone means you have fewer problems. – Whitney Houston