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Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.

Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.
– Simone Elkeles

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  1. And my piece of advice is…don’t flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. – Simone Elkeles
  2. When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each – Simone Elkeles
  3. If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich…not ????. Hell I’d even settle for being called Chard. – Simone Elkeles
  4. Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class – Hope your surgery went well! – Simone Elkeles
  5. Consider me your candy stripper… I mean striper. – Simone Elkeles
  6. Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers). – Simone Elkeles
  7. Can I request another peer guide, One who isn’t so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.? – Simone Elkeles
  8. Girls like you want to cut guy’s nuts off and hang ’em from your rearview mirror. – Simone Elkeles
  9. But wishes are only granted in fairy tales. – Simone Elkeles
  10. Tell me what we had was real, I whisper. – Simone Elkeles
  11. Daddy, What’s the horizontal tango? – Simone Elkeles
  12. …personal torture instructor…I mean physical therapist. – Simone Elkeles
  13. Our lie is like a cancer that’s spread to every single area of our lives. – Simone Elkeles
  14. Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. – Simone Elkeles
  15. Makin’ mistakes ain’t a crime, you know. What’s the use of having a reputation if you can’t ruin it every now and then? – Simone Elkeles
  16. Being brave is not as easy as it looks. – Simone Elkeles
  17. I wish I could turn back time, but I can’t. I made a stupid decision because I thought I was invincible, and I’ll pay for it the rest of my life. – Simone Elkeles
  18. Be nice to the environment. Be nice to animals. Be nice to people. If you do that, you will leave a mark on the world. – Enock Maregesi
  19. Nice words and nice appearance doesn’t conclude that someone is nice, i believe that the nicer you look, the more deceptive you appear. – Michael Bassey Johnson
  20. Leave it to the Alderaanians to slap a cheery end on a nice little grisly children’s morality tale. – Timothy Zahn
  21. What is next to ecstasy?Pain.What is next to pain?Nothingness.What is next to nothingness?Hell. – Umera Ahmed
  22. Fair warning, baby. I’m in the mood for a fight, and I wouldn’t play fair or nice.–Niall Hunter to Khloe Richardson – Naima Simone
  23. Hey Highbrow. Next time remember to tuck and roll. – Naima Simone
  24. People aren’t nice, people aren’t nice, you should know that by now. – Kathleen Glasgow
  25. Nice! There’s no fun in nice. I’ll be myself and you’ll all love me for it. – JE Allen
  26. Nice people don’t necessarily fall in love with nice people. – Jonathan Franzen
  27. It is nice to touch, it is nice to be touched, but it is so much nicer to touch someone’s heart. – Dixie Waters
  28. Be nice, but not too ????ing nice. – Kristen Lepionka
  29. She never looked nice.She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something. – Eleanor Park Rainbow Rowell
  30. It is nice to be important but it is more important to be nice – Fela Durotoye
  31. Look its very simple: You’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. You dare to be bad, I’ve got good reflex. Can go to bad bitch mode in no time. – Shreya Gupta
  32. Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. – Anita Blake – Laurell K Hamilton
  33. Remember, I’m the only person her who’s paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I’ll break your face. OK? – Orson Scott Card
  34. It is nice to be important, but it is very important for you to be nice to people – Herdeymorlah
  35. Flashlights would have been nice. Next adventure, Coralee was going to bring a flashlight. – Caitlin Rush
  36. Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day. – Markus Zusak
  37. Don’t come closer to me at any time without make-up. I may slap and make you feel the taste of death. – Jeevagan Nagarajan
  38. She wanted to hug him and at the same time she kind of wanted to slap him. – Liane Moriarty
  39. A man who smiles when he falls gives the Devil a good slap! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  40. Don’t waste yer’ breath kid. Explainin’ anything to that one? It’s like tryin’ ta’ slap the dumb off a retard… -George Foster – Shawn Durnin

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