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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
– Steven Wright

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  1. To invest your life, you must invest your time and make sure it doesn’t just melt away like Salvador Dali’s melting clock. – Sunday Adelaja
  2. The way to success is not a straight line segment. It’s a dotted line with little packs of failure filling the potholes of broken edges inbetween. – Israelmore Ayivor
  3. Fishing is much less about the fishing, and much more about the time alone with your kid, away from the hustle and bustle of the everyday. – Dan Pearce
  4. Fish rule the waters,but can be caught using worms.Birds rule the air,but can be caught using grain. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  5. The smell of dead fish lingered in the air, and excited flies darted from fish to fish lapping up the decay. – SW Lothian
  6. The turkeys I eat are raised on farms. They’re different. They’ve signed on the dotted line. – Lorrie Moore
  7. The act of fishing -“ for fish, dreams or whatever magic is available -“ is enough. – Fennel Hudson
  8. Last year nothing happenedThe year before nothing happenedAnd the year before that nothinghappened. – Osamu Dazai
  9. For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice. – TS Eliot
  10. The line of head is strong, but the line of heart is weak. And most importantly, the line of life is short. The stars do not seem to be right. – Vikas Swarup
  11. Camp fires, like red, peculiar blossoms, dotted the night. – Stephen Crane
  12. I bow my head submissively and see that my chest is heaving, already dotted with the telltale flush of sexual arousal. – Donna George Storey
  13. When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety. – Steven Wright
  14. Would the fish have ever been caught if it had kept it’s mouth shut? – Ashwin Sanghi
  15. Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. – Anonymous
  16. When the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last river poisoned, only then will we realize that one cannot eat money. – Native American Saying
  17. He thrashed like a freshly caught fish as the sucking sounds of draining water gurgled from the pooling blood in his mouth. – Michiko Katsu
  18. The storms come and go, the waves crash overhead, the big fish eat the little fish, and I keep on paddling. (Varys) – George RR Martin
  19. Better to teach a man to fish who already loves to fish. – Richie Norton
  20. An eagle can catch a fish in the ocean of impossibility because he pursues and focuses on only one fish. – Debasish Mridha
  21. Men who fish at shallow waters can never have enough fish to feed their family talk less of a nation or a generation – Olojo Daniel Olatunji
  22. Teach men how to fish, but also teach them how to preserve fish. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  23. I shouldn’t have gone out so far, fish,- he said. -œNeither for you nor for me. I’m sorry, fish. – Ernest Hemingway
  24. And with her hair, so red, she’d caught my eye… My little red riding hood. – Kenya Wright
  25. Life can be compared to fishing, you can get anything you want, as long as you use the right bait. – Cory R Lewis
  26. The sun was hot and bright. A day for fishing, for swimming, for playing tennis and having fun, and they put my Christopher in the ground. – VC Andrews
  27. Love is an afternoon of fishing when I’d sooner be at the ballet. Love is eating burnt toast and lumpy graving with a big s – Richelle E Goodrich
  28. Here, then, is the last moment of true perception, a man fishing in a red jacket and a cloudy sky reflected on opaque water. – Michael Cunningham
  29. Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don’t have a hole in your net. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  30. Hey, I see people manacled to log walls all the time. You bet. It’s a popular sport in Bear Flat. Gonna replace fishing soon. – Cherise Sinclair
  31. At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. – Salvador Dal
  32. An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms. – Salvador Dal
  33. Beauty should be edible, or not at all. – Salvador Dal
  34. People love mystery, and that is why they love my paintings. – Salvador Dal
  35. Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. – Salvador Dal
  36. This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art. – Salvador Dal
  37. Begin by learning to draw and paint like the old masters. After that, you can do as you like; everyone will respect you. – Salvador Dal
  38. I am gone tomorrow. And there and gone again by the time you read this. – Salvador Plascencia
  39. The experience taught him [Salvador Allende] too late that a system cannot be changed from the government but from the power. – Gabriel Garca Mrquez
  40. Fifty year old wealthy man resents twenty five year old middle class man, without recalling that 25 years back even he was a poor man. – Amit Kalantri

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