Top Burrito Quotes

  • My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco, – Janet Evanovich

    My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco,– Janet Evanovich

  • Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart. – Martyn V Halm

    Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.– Martyn V Halm

  • A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. – Lisi Harrison

    A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.– Lisi Harrison

  • Eating a burrito is like eating a living, breathing organism – you can feel the burrito’s ingredients sigh inside with each bite, each squeeze. – Gustavo Arellano

    Eating a burrito is like eating a living, breathing organism – you can feel the burrito’s ingredients sigh inside with each bite, each squeeze.– Gustavo Arellano

  • Total confusion, disconnected nothing, absolute bewilderment. It’s an enigma wrapped in a mystery, stuffed in a burrito, and smothered in taco sauce. – Russ Gregory

    Total confusion, disconnected nothing, absolute bewilderment. It’s an enigma wrapped in a mystery, stuffed in a burrito, and smothered in taco sauce.– Russ Gregory