My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco,
– Janet Evanovich
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- Total confusion, disconnected nothing, absolute bewilderment. It’s an enigma wrapped in a mystery, stuffed in a burrito, and smothered in taco sauce. – Russ Gregory
- Eating a burrito is like eating a living, breathing organism – you can feel the burrito’s ingredients sigh inside with each bite, each squeeze. – Gustavo Arellano
- I don’t need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? – Janet Evanovich
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- That’s how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your ???? and they’re looking’ to find poloponies. – Janet Evanovich
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- If I let her in I’m doomed. It’s like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you’ve invite them in, that’s it, you’re good as dead! – Janet Evanovich
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- Almost everybody I know has died,- Grandma said. -œBunch of wimps. – Janet Evanovich
- In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world. – Janet Evanovich
- Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes. – Janet Evanovich
- On the bright side, I’m sure this isn’t the last time you’ll ever get firebombed, so maybe you’ll have better luck next time. – Janet Evanovich
- a man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter. – Joan Bauer
- A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. – Lisi Harrison
- Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart. – Martyn V Halm
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- A limited mind will have a limited world! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That’s like going to China for Mexican food, isn’t it? – Rick Riordan
- We speak in Spanish when we make love. English seems an impossible language for intimacy. – Cristina Garca
- I don’t want the cheese. I just want to get out of the trap. – Spanish Proverb
- He spoke Spanish, English, Italian, and just enough of every other language to be able to charm women around the world. – Lynsey Addario
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- To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse – German. – Emperor Charles V
- Oh, I usually pray in Spanish, speak French to my boyfriend, curse in Dutch, and talk German to my German Shepherd – Justin WM Roberts
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- Hedge funds have made massive leveraged credit bets, knowing that their upside is billions in fees and their downside is millions in fees. – Janet M Tavakoli