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I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?

I don’t need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
– Janet Evanovich

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  1. Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes. – Janet Evanovich
  2. A slave believes that the law should define the scope of liberty. A free person believes that liberty should define the scope of the law. – Jakub Boydar Winiewski
  3. When you sell a man a book you don’t sell him just 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue – you sell him a whole new life. – Christopher Morley
  4. Have you ever been homesick for someplace that doesn’tactually exist anymore? Someplace that exists only in yourmind? – Jenny Lawson
  5. Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula – Janet Evanovich
  6. Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don’t go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. – Janet Evanovich
  7. Money isn’t everything.’-˜The only people who say that are people who have enough money to pay the rent. – Janet Evanovich
  8. Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning. – Janet Evanovich
  9. That’s how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your ???? and they’re looking’ to find poloponies. – Janet Evanovich
  10. Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. –Stephanie Plum – Janet Evanovich
  11. It’s not a nice thing to send a ????? to a woman. It’s disrespectful. – Janet Evanovich
  12. There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It’s been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls. – Janet Evanovich
  13. If I let her in I’m doomed. It’s like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you’ve invite them in, that’s it, you’re good as dead! – Janet Evanovich
  14. Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this. – Janet Evanovich
  15. Almost everybody I know has died,- Grandma said. -œBunch of wimps. – Janet Evanovich
  16. My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco, – Janet Evanovich
  17. In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world. – Janet Evanovich
  18. On the bright side, I’m sure this isn’t the last time you’ll ever get firebombed, so maybe you’ll have better luck next time. – Janet Evanovich
  19. Good night! Good night!Far flies the light;But still God’s loveShall shine above,Making all bright,Good night! Good night! – Victor Hugo
  20. Step beyond the scopes and limits because a narrow minded person has such boundaries of thinking -œI cannot , but I must – Sunday Adelaja
  21. I furnished the body that was needed to sit in the defendant’s – John T Scopes
  22. Toxic people sell you short. When you listen to them, you give them power, that’s when you sell yourself short. – Tony Curl
  23. All businesses — no matter if they make dog food or software — don’t sell products, they sell solutions. – Jay Samit
  24. Make something people want and sell that, or be someone people need and sell you. – Ryan Lilly
  25. Don’t sell based on inventory. Inventory based on who you want to sell. – Richie Norton
  26. This sell something familiar, make it surprising. To sell something surprising, make it familiar. – Derek Thompson
  27. To sell something familiar, make it surprising. To sell something surprising, make it familiar. – Derek Thompson
  28. Before walking in someone else’s shoes, you have to remove your shoes first. – Dr Asoka Jinadasa
  29. I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. – Mindy Kaling
  30. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! – Billy Connolly
  31. We are not for making shoes, so the shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can wear the shoes. – Janusz KorwinMikke
  32. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes. – Anonymous
  33. I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better. – George Carlin
  34. Never let a man stay the night,- she told me. -œDawn has a way of casting a pall on any night magic. – Janet Fitch
  35. Never let a man stay the night. Dawn has a way of casting a pall on any night magic. – Janet Fitch
  36. You either limit the government, or you limit the scope of your life. Why is the government that precious to you in the first place? – AE Samaan
  37. Christianity increases the scope and area of our lives. – Billy Graham
  38. The most precious etchings of caring can be traced not in the scope of its message, but in the integrity of its purpose. – Johnathan Jena
  39. The textbook in question in the infamous Scope’s Monkey Trial was partially written by the Harvard educated white supremacist, Charles B. Davenport. – AE Samaan
  40. There is an old saying, or should be, that it is a wise economist who recognizes the scope of his own generalizations. – John Kenneth Galbraith

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