In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world.
– Janet Evanovich
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- Women scheme when they are weak, they lie out of fear. Men scheme when they are strong, they lie out of arrogance. – Julian Barnes
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- Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don’t go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. – Janet Evanovich
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- That’s how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your ???? and they’re looking’ to find poloponies. – Janet Evanovich
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- It’s not a nice thing to send a ????? to a woman. It’s disrespectful. – Janet Evanovich
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- If I let her in I’m doomed. It’s like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you’ve invite them in, that’s it, you’re good as dead! – Janet Evanovich
- Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this. – Janet Evanovich
- Almost everybody I know has died,- Grandma said. -œBunch of wimps. – Janet Evanovich
- My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco, – Janet Evanovich
- Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes. – Janet Evanovich
- On the bright side, I’m sure this isn’t the last time you’ll ever get firebombed, so maybe you’ll have better luck next time. – Janet Evanovich
- Three Italians sitting around a kitchen table without food or drink is a sure sign of trouble. – AA Freda
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- The word of God warns us of every scheme of wickedness. – Lailah Gifty Akita
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- In the big scheme of things, a little love is all we need – Benny Bellamacina
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- A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children. – John James Audubon