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That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your ???? and they're looking' to find poloponies.

That’s how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your ???? and they’re looking’ to find poloponies.
– Janet Evanovich

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  2. I don’t need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? – Janet Evanovich
  3. Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula – Janet Evanovich
  4. Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don’t go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. – Janet Evanovich
  5. Money isn’t everything.’-˜The only people who say that are people who have enough money to pay the rent. – Janet Evanovich
  6. Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning. – Janet Evanovich
  7. Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. –Stephanie Plum – Janet Evanovich
  8. It’s not a nice thing to send a ????? to a woman. It’s disrespectful. – Janet Evanovich
  9. There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It’s been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls. – Janet Evanovich
  10. If I let her in I’m doomed. It’s like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you’ve invite them in, that’s it, you’re good as dead! – Janet Evanovich
  11. Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this. – Janet Evanovich
  12. Almost everybody I know has died,- Grandma said. -œBunch of wimps. – Janet Evanovich
  13. My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco, – Janet Evanovich
  14. In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world. – Janet Evanovich
  15. Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes. – Janet Evanovich
  16. On the bright side, I’m sure this isn’t the last time you’ll ever get firebombed, so maybe you’ll have better luck next time. – Janet Evanovich
  17. On a visit or vacation to Toba Lake,you may say ‘Horas’ to Batak people,when we meet, visit and shake hands. – Toba Beta
  18. If those we love visit us when we dream, those who torment us almost always visit us when we’re still awake. – Alyson Richman
  19. Its not about the place we want to visit , its about with whom we visit. – Sachin Keely
  20. If you are happy with your past, you visit it often; and strangely, if you are unhappy with your past, you visit it often too! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  21. When you are watching the universe, you are watching yourself! Wherever you visit in the universe, you visit yourself! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  22. Wherever you visit, let the place you visit remembers you well! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  23. Visit your life, because you are spending too much time in others life! Visit yourself! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  24. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing… – Redd Foxx
  25. To reject Christ because the church has sin of this sort in it is like rejecting hospitals because they are full of sick people. – Douglas Wilson
  26. They ought to bury people in hospitals and let sick people get well in the cemeteries. – Paul Zindel
  27. Each person who gets stuck in time gets stuck alone. – Alan Lightman
  28. Maybe, it wasn’t stuck in my mind. Maybe,just maybe, it was stuck in my heart for so long that it grew wings and wanted to fly, but didn’t know how. – Shannon L Alder
  29. Nothing that is good can become stuck -“ and if it is stuck, it can’t be any good! – Silvia Hartmann
  30. How different would your world be if you looked in the mirror and saw your best friend looking back at you? – Janet Dunnagan
  31. I want to visit the snow in Antarctica before global warming turns it into a tropical paradise. – Steven Magee
  32. I’d love to have the kind of friend who would visit me before visiting a man. Otherwise I know where I’m ranked, which is below him. – Donna Lynn Hope
  33. I mean you ACRES of harm,’ Dalrymple growled. ‘Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through. – Derek Landy
  34. …that was before I’d started thinking about how life stuck on a ship wouldn’t be so bad if Elder walked around pantless more. – Beth Revis
  35. Truth is first felt in the heart before the mind. Those who try looking for truth through the mind before the heart will never find Truth. – Suzy Kassem
  36. Amanda, whether you know it or not, I’m all the security you’ll ever need. I would never let anyone harm a single hair on your head. – Stephanie Evanovich
  37. i have only one way to blow the steam off, i make money, you spend money thats funny,now i’m smilling like thats honey:) – Mohlalefi j motsima
  38. The best tourist is one without a camera – Kamand Kojouri
  39. I picked up my camera and held it at arm’s length and took a picture of myself not caring. I called it: Glory Doesn’t Care. – AS King
  40. If there were lies to photography, I figured, there was truth too, truths we’d never see if not through the dispassionate glass eye of a camera. – Richard E Gropp

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