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On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time.

On the bright side, I’m sure this isn’t the last time you’ll ever get firebombed, so maybe you’ll have better luck next time.
– Janet Evanovich

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  3. He was bright, bright, bright, like a lantern above a pub door in November- he made you want to come in and never leave. – Caitlin Moran
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  21. So far gone am I in the dark side of earth, that its other side, the theoretic bright one, seems but uncertain twilight to me. – Herman Melville
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  24. When both sides of a controversy revel in the defeat and humiliation of the other side, in fact they are on the same side: the side of war. – Charles Eisenstein
  25. When both sides of a controversy revel in the defeat and humiliation of the other side, in fact they are on the same side: the side of war. – Charles Eisenstein
  26. What is next to ecstasy?Pain.What is next to pain?Nothingness.What is next to nothingness?Hell. – Umera Ahmed
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  38. Future is not dark, future is not bright! Future simply does not exist yet, neither dark nor bright! – Mehmet Murat ildan
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