Famous Janet Evanovich Quotes
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.– Janet Evanovich
In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world.– Janet Evanovich
My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco,– Janet Evanovich
Almost everybody I know has died,- Grandma said. -œBunch of wimps.– Janet Evanovich
Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.– Janet Evanovich
If I let her in I’m doomed. It’s like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you’ve invite them in, that’s it, you’re good as dead!– Janet Evanovich
There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It’s been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.– Janet Evanovich
It’s not a nice thing to send a ????? to a woman. It’s disrespectful.– Janet Evanovich
Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. –Stephanie Plum– Janet Evanovich