Famous Janet Evanovich Quotes

  • On the bright side, I’m sure this isn’t the last time you’ll ever get firebombed, so maybe you’ll have better luck next time. – Janet Evanovich

    On the bright side, I’m sure this isn’t the last time you’ll ever get firebombed, so maybe you’ll have better luck next time.– Janet Evanovich

  • Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes. – Janet Evanovich

    Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.– Janet Evanovich

  • In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world. – Janet Evanovich

    In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world.– Janet Evanovich

  • My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco, – Janet Evanovich

    My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco,– Janet Evanovich

  • Almost everybody I know has died,- Grandma said. -œBunch of wimps. – Janet Evanovich

    Almost everybody I know has died,- Grandma said. -œBunch of wimps.– Janet Evanovich

  • Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this. – Janet Evanovich

    Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.– Janet Evanovich

  • If I let her in I’m doomed. It’s like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you’ve invite them in, that’s it, you’re good as dead! – Janet Evanovich

    If I let her in I’m doomed. It’s like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you’ve invite them in, that’s it, you’re good as dead!– Janet Evanovich

  • There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It’s been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls. – Janet Evanovich

    There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It’s been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.– Janet Evanovich

  • It’s not a nice thing to send a ????? to a woman. It’s disrespectful. – Janet Evanovich

    It’s not a nice thing to send a ????? to a woman. It’s disrespectful.– Janet Evanovich

  • Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. –Stephanie Plum – Janet Evanovich

    Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. –Stephanie Plum– Janet Evanovich