Famous Janet Evanovich Quotes

  • That’s how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your ???? and they’re looking’ to find poloponies. – Janet Evanovich

    That’s how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your ???? and they’re looking’ to find poloponies.– Janet Evanovich

  • Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning. – Janet Evanovich

    Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.– Janet Evanovich

  • Money isn’t everything.’-˜The only people who say that are people who have enough money to pay the rent. – Janet Evanovich

    Money isn’t everything.’-˜The only people who say that are people who have enough money to pay the rent.– Janet Evanovich

  • Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don’t go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. – Janet Evanovich

    Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don’t go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.– Janet Evanovich

  • Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula – Janet Evanovich

    Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula– Janet Evanovich

  • I don’t need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? – Janet Evanovich

    I don’t need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?– Janet Evanovich