Top Conditioner Quotes

  • I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. – Dave Matthes

    I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.– Dave Matthes

  • I shower in the dark, barely able to tell soap from conditioner, and tell myself that I will emerge new and strong, that the water will heal me. – Veronica Roth

    I shower in the dark, barely able to tell soap from conditioner, and tell myself that I will emerge new and strong, that the water will heal me.– Veronica Roth

  • Don’t sell the warmer for an air conditioner just because its summer, for in winter, you will have to do the reverse. – Ikechukwu Izuakor

    Don’t sell the warmer for an air conditioner just because its summer, for in winter, you will have to do the reverse.– Ikechukwu Izuakor