Top Condoms Quotes

  • No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there’s not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak. – Natasha Friend

    No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there’s not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.– Natasha Friend

  • So, we skipped Annabel, and discussed condoms. I said I liked the orange ones, and we ended our talk in laughter. – Steven Herrick

    So, we skipped Annabel, and discussed condoms. I said I liked the orange ones, and we ended our talk in laughter.– Steven Herrick

  • Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers and never come out. – Robin Bielman

    Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers and never come out.– Robin Bielman

  • She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.-¨ – Dark Jar Tin Zoo

    She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.-¨– Dark Jar Tin Zoo

  • You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip? – Stephani Hecht

    You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?– Stephani Hecht

  • Nowadays, you can do anything that you want-”anal, oral, fisting-”but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection. – Slavoj iek

    Nowadays, you can do anything that you want-”anal, oral, fisting-”but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.– Slavoj iek

  • Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be ????ed by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms. – Inga Muscio

    Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be ????ed by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.– Inga Muscio

  • Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there’s nothing sensible you can do with it. – Andrew Smith

    Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there’s nothing sensible you can do with it.– Andrew Smith