You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?
– Stephani Hecht
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- Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be ????ed by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms. – Inga Muscio
- Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers and never come out. – Robin Bielman
- The difference between the power of love and the power of atomic bomb is that atomic bomb has a limit. – Debasish Mridha
- You can bomb the world to pieces, but you can’t bomb it into peace. Power to the peaceful. – Michael Franti
- I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist. – Craig Ferguson
- What are you? The pregnant MacGyver?- -œBest compliment I’ve had in a while. – Cristin Harber
- Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube. – Jane Davitt
- Y’look like someone told you they’d stopped making lube. – KA Mitchell
- You don’t ???? with fate, Oz, because she’ll ass-rape you with no lube, wearing a spiked dildo. – Katrina Monroe
- Only when you are dangerous are you truly equal to the world. – Daniel Hecht
- It takes a classic to recognize a classic. – Michael Hecht
- Well, the drums gave me headaches, the sunlight flashing on my armor cooked me up like harvest day, and those magnificent destriers shit everywhere. – George RR Martin
- I like children. If they’re properly cooked. – WC Fields
- Candy can coax kids. Cooked cabbage can’t. – Ted Agon
- He takes my mouth with such fervor, my heart pounds harder than after I’ve just run for miles. My legs now feel like over cooked noodles. – AR Von
- Maybe your mind won’t remember what I cooked last week, but your body will. – Erica Bauermeister
- Justice is like a great home cooked meal; it may not come at the ideal time, but when it does it is served and delicious. – Robert J Braathe
- Revenge, the sweetest morsel to the mouth that ever was cooked in hell. – Walter Scott
- Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there’s nothing sensible you can do with it. – Andrew Smith
- Nowadays, you can do anything that you want-”anal, oral, fisting-”but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection. – Slavoj iek
- She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.-¨ – Dark Jar Tin Zoo
- So, we skipped Annabel, and discussed condoms. I said I liked the orange ones, and we ended our talk in laughter. – Steven Herrick
- No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there’s not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak. – Natasha Friend
- On paper it’s perfect.But the thing about paper is: It burns. – Cat Patrick
- Future is an empty paper, but not absolutely empty; the shadows of the drawings of the past is there, on the paper! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- Without action, a vision is just a piece of paper. In education, we have lots of paper. – William Sterrett
- If an overgrown child draws something on a piece of paper, you can’t ask the paper what the drawing is supposed to represent. – Jostein Gaarder
- A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. – Melinda K Trotter
- One paper boasted that its subscription and advertising numbers proved that America did not need the social change it rival paper advocated. – Harold Holzer
- The world is on fire time is a bomb.Ten thousand years are not enoughWhen so much remains to be done – Jeet Thayil
- Time to write down the ingredients for a pipe bomb. – Brahms Lewis
- How many races have been dehumanized in the name of evolution and scientific race theories? Is a bomb a religious or a scientific invention? – Matshona Dhliwayo
- I used to think it was possible for an artist to alter the inner life of the culture. Now bomb-makers and gunmen have taken that territory. – Don DeLillo
- We(Pakistan) will eat gr???, even go hungry, but we will get one of our own (Atom bomb)…. We have no other choice! – Zulfikar Ali Bhutto
- Dude, we both know it’s only going to get worse. You’re like a ticking sex bomb. – Stacey ONeale
- Maybe the Society was right all along. From the very beginning, that’s what they called her. A time bomb.Tick, tick, tick. – Laura Kreitzer
- Ire, like an atom bomb, could clear the field but came with consequence. – Julia DeBarrioz
- Doesn’t this place give you the creeps? You could perhaps do something with some floral wallpaper and a fire-bomb. – Terry Pratchett
- MOMB – noun – One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM… Because she’s the BOMB! – Tanya Masse