Top Lube Quotes

  • You don’t ???? with fate, Oz, because she’ll ass-rape you with no lube, wearing a spiked dildo. – Katrina Monroe

    You don’t ???? with fate, Oz, because she’ll ass-rape you with no lube, wearing a spiked dildo.– Katrina Monroe

  • You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip? – Stephani Hecht

    You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?– Stephani Hecht

  • Y’look like someone told you they’d stopped making lube. – KA Mitchell

    Y’look like someone told you they’d stopped making lube.– KA Mitchell

  • Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube. – Jane Davitt

    Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube.– Jane Davitt