Top Cooked Quotes

  • Revenge, the sweetest morsel to the mouth that ever was cooked in hell. – Walter Scott

    Revenge, the sweetest morsel to the mouth that ever was cooked in hell.– Walter Scott

  • Justice is like a great home cooked meal; it may not come at the ideal time, but when it does it is served and delicious. – Robert J Braathe

    Justice is like a great home cooked meal; it may not come at the ideal time, but when it does it is served and delicious.– Robert J Braathe

  • Maybe your mind won’t remember what I cooked last week, but your body will. – Erica Bauermeister

    Maybe your mind won’t remember what I cooked last week, but your body will.– Erica Bauermeister

  • He takes my mouth with such fervor, my heart pounds harder than after I’ve just run for miles. My legs now feel like over cooked noodles. – AR Von

    He takes my mouth with such fervor, my heart pounds harder than after I’ve just run for miles. My legs now feel like over cooked noodles.– AR Von

  • Candy can coax kids. Cooked cabbage can’t. – Ted Agon

    Candy can coax kids. Cooked cabbage can’t.– Ted Agon

  • I like children. If they’re properly cooked. – WC Fields

    I like children. If they’re properly cooked.– WC Fields

  • You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip? – Stephani Hecht

    You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?– Stephani Hecht

  • Well, the drums gave me headaches, the sunlight flashing on my armor cooked me up like harvest day, and those magnificent destriers shit everywhere. – George RR Martin

    Well, the drums gave me headaches, the sunlight flashing on my armor cooked me up like harvest day, and those magnificent destriers shit everywhere.– George RR Martin