Top Crap Quotes

  • Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone,- I commented to Ryan.-œOr just one with a boner. – Stacey Marie Brown

    Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone,- I commented to Ryan.-œOr just one with a boner.– Stacey Marie Brown

  • First, there will be no kidnapping. I know you’re stronger and bigger and have magic and crap, but I’m drawing the line at kidnapping. – Carrie Ann Ryan

    First, there will be no kidnapping. I know you’re stronger and bigger and have magic and crap, but I’m drawing the line at kidnapping.– Carrie Ann Ryan

  • The whole business is built on ego,vanity,self-satisfaction , and its total crap to pretend its not – George Michael

    The whole business is built on ego,vanity,self-satisfaction , and its total crap to pretend its not– George Michael

  • You are still thinking like a child, talking about friendship and crap. You’ll regret it when you see one of them die in front of you. – Charles Lee

    You are still thinking like a child, talking about friendship and crap. You’ll regret it when you see one of them die in front of you.– Charles Lee

  • Worrying is like praying for crap! – Erin Fall Haskell

    Worrying is like praying for crap!– Erin Fall Haskell

  • If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you’re reading the wrong crap of late. – Fakeer Ishavardas

    If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you’re reading the wrong crap of late.– Fakeer Ishavardas

  • Destiny is for people in books about magical swords. It’s a lot of crap. – Ransom Riggs

    Destiny is for people in books about magical swords. It’s a lot of crap.– Ransom Riggs

  • Be the Kind of Woman that when Your Feet Hit the Floor Each Morning, the Devil Says, -˜Oh Crap, She’s Up! – Anonymous

    Be the Kind of Woman that when Your Feet Hit the Floor Each Morning, the Devil Says, -˜Oh Crap, She’s Up!– Anonymous

  • This is the typical fallacy on which all of CONSUMER AMERICA is based. Some piece of useless crap will make people like you. – Blake Nelson

    This is the typical fallacy on which all of CONSUMER AMERICA is based. Some piece of useless crap will make people like you.– Blake Nelson

  • In real life, you don’t get a reset, and you don’t get extra lives, and I got the crap pounded out of me. – Rachel Caine

    In real life, you don’t get a reset, and you don’t get extra lives, and I got the crap pounded out of me.– Rachel Caine