Top Crap Quotes

  • It was the calm before the storm, and holy crap, my bones knew it was going to be the storm of my life. – Tijan

    It was the calm before the storm, and holy crap, my bones knew it was going to be the storm of my life.– Tijan

  • Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way. – Jennifer Harrison

    Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way.– Jennifer Harrison

  • Rehearsals and practice times by myself are like these little islands of ‘Okay’ in a vast sea of ‘Holy Crap! – Jordan Sonnenblick

    Rehearsals and practice times by myself are like these little islands of ‘Okay’ in a vast sea of ‘Holy Crap!– Jordan Sonnenblick

  • …..if he’s not man enough to stand up to your father, and take the crap he has to dish out, then he’s not good enough to be with you. – Crescent

    …..if he’s not man enough to stand up to your father, and take the crap he has to dish out, then he’s not good enough to be with you.– Crescent

  • Ninety percent of paid work is time-wasting crap. The world gets by on the other ten. – John Derbyshire

    Ninety percent of paid work is time-wasting crap. The world gets by on the other ten.– John Derbyshire

  • You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads science fiction comes out with this crap about the end of history – Iain Banks

    You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads science fiction comes out with this crap about the end of history– Iain Banks

  • Future strong individuals will not take on personal sacrifices, hardships and corporate crap that sidetrack them from their dreams and goals. – Bill Jensen

    Future strong individuals will not take on personal sacrifices, hardships and corporate crap that sidetrack them from their dreams and goals.– Bill Jensen

  • I don’t give a crap if you’re a Tangent or a really smart llama. You’re my friend and that’s all that matters – James Dashner

    I don’t give a crap if you’re a Tangent or a really smart llama. You’re my friend and that’s all that matters– James Dashner

  • I’ll be your friend so long as you’re not crap – Colin Firth

    I’ll be your friend so long as you’re not crap– Colin Firth

  • Dude, you’re scaring the crap out of me,’ said Nick. ‘I’m serious, I literally have no crap right now. – Mark Frost

    Dude, you’re scaring the crap out of me,’ said Nick. ‘I’m serious, I literally have no crap right now.– Mark Frost