Top Daddy Quotes

  • Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable. – Diane Kelly

    Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.– Diane Kelly

  • If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Daddy, What’s the horizontal tango? – Simone Elkeles

    Daddy, What’s the horizontal tango?– Simone Elkeles

  • I took a step back, shaking my head, wishing I could place a gnarly black hex on him. My daddy taught me better than that. – Mary Buckham

    I took a step back, shaking my head, wishing I could place a gnarly black hex on him. My daddy taught me better than that.– Mary Buckham

  • As my daddy would say, time to start the killin – Shelly Laurenston

    As my daddy would say, time to start the killin– Shelly Laurenston

  • No Matter What, When, Where or Who -¦ He is Forever My Daddy ~ MJ – Michael S Joyner

    No Matter What, When, Where or Who -¦ He is Forever My Daddy ~ MJ– Michael S Joyner

  • I’m half good and I’m half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of…here. – C JoyBell C

    I’m half good and I’m half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of…here.– C JoyBell C

  • As you turn into a daddy, soon now, you’ll find that, on marrying, a man and woman start actually living. – Ernest Vincent Wright

    As you turn into a daddy, soon now, you’ll find that, on marrying, a man and woman start actually living.– Ernest Vincent Wright

  • So, daddy, huh?C’mon Blue-Eyes, don’t be like that. You kept screaming -˜more’ and it was the dirtiest thing I could think of. – Eve Dangerfield

    So, daddy, huh?C’mon Blue-Eyes, don’t be like that. You kept screaming -˜more’ and it was the dirtiest thing I could think of.– Eve Dangerfield

  • My daddy saidthat the first time you fall in love, it changes you forever and no matter how hard you try, the feeling just never goes away. – Nicholas Sparks

    My daddy saidthat the first time you fall in love, it changes you forever and no matter how hard you try, the feeling just never goes away.– Nicholas Sparks