Top Dessert Quotes

  • Pie may just be the Madonna-whore of the dessert world. – Pascale Le Draoulec

    Pie may just be the Madonna-whore of the dessert world.– Pascale Le Draoulec

  • Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman. – Batrice Peltre

    Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman.– Batrice Peltre

  • Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

    Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.– Erma Bombeck

  • I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not. – Erica Bauermeister

    I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not.– Erica Bauermeister

  • Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert – Josh Stern

    Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert– Josh Stern

  • I’d rather have sex than dessert. – Mary J Williams

    I’d rather have sex than dessert.– Mary J Williams

  • Time whips up cream for those who are ready for dessert. – Lara Biyuts

    Time whips up cream for those who are ready for dessert.– Lara Biyuts

  • Juice is a poor man’s dessert. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Juice is a poor man’s dessert.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • She smiled at him as they waited for their dessert, her chin poised on her clasped hands.’You’re being very silent.”That’s how men cry. – John Fowles

    She smiled at him as they waited for their dessert, her chin poised on her clasped hands.’You’re being very silent.”That’s how men cry.– John Fowles

  • Is Shimmer a floor wax or a dessert topping? Is an electron a wave or a particle? Slipstream tells us that the answer is yes. – John Kessel

    Is Shimmer a floor wax or a dessert topping? Is an electron a wave or a particle? Slipstream tells us that the answer is yes.– John Kessel