Top Donkeys Quotes

  • You can’t say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys. – Allan Dare Pearce

    You can’t say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.– Allan Dare Pearce

  • Ignore donkeys and other naysayers! – Mary Buchan

    Ignore donkeys and other naysayers!– Mary Buchan

  • Never send a Man in to do a Donkey’s job – Josh Stern

    Never send a Man in to do a Donkey’s job– Josh Stern

  • A man would rather break his donkeys back than give it the carrot it requires to progress. – RP Falconer

    A man would rather break his donkeys back than give it the carrot it requires to progress.– RP Falconer

  • Then Samson said. With a donkeys jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey’s jawbone I have killed a thousand of them. – Anonymous

    Then Samson said. With a donkeys jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey’s jawbone I have killed a thousand of them.– Anonymous

  • Rumi speaks of people who rely upon the written word as sometimes being no more than donkeys laden with books. – Idries Shah

    Rumi speaks of people who rely upon the written word as sometimes being no more than donkeys laden with books.– Idries Shah

  • Raising donkeys in the midst of horses will not make them sprinters. – Matshona Dhliwayo

    Raising donkeys in the midst of horses will not make them sprinters.– Matshona Dhliwayo

  • There are some corrupt Christians who do their business with female donkeys. – Gabriel Garca Mrquez

    There are some corrupt Christians who do their business with female donkeys.– Gabriel Garca Mrquez