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Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job

Never send a Man in to do a Donkey’s job
– Josh Stern

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  1. Then Samson said. With a donkeys jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey’s jawbone I have killed a thousand of them. – Anonymous
  2. Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth – Josh Stern
  3. Never be paralyzed by fear, just by falling off a cliff – Josh Stern
  4. You don’t think any job’s a job unless it’s your job. – Last Man Standing
  5. A man would rather break his donkeys back than give it the carrot it requires to progress. – RP Falconer
  6. The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard – Josh Stern
  7. It’s not hard to fail…it’s hard to accept you failed…but once that’s out of the way, it’s pretty smooth sailing – Josh Stern
  8. Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs – Josh Stern
  9. If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane – Josh Stern
  10. In order to ????erfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips? – Josh Stern
  11. Manners without sincerity, is called polite society – Josh Stern
  12. Anyone can spin a victory, it’s a total loss that demands creativity – Josh Stern
  13. Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack – Josh Stern
  14. If life is a bowl of cherries, what’s inside of it? – Josh Stern
  15. Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling – Josh Stern
  16. If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway – Josh Stern
  17. It’s always darkest before you’re blinded by the light – Josh Stern
  18. Dr. Suess said: ‘Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened..’ I tell my dates: ‘Don’t cry because it happened, smile because it’s over – Josh Stern
  19. Y’know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy – Josh Stern
  20. Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what – Josh Stern
  21. Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what – Josh Stern
  22. If you’re stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse – Josh Stern
  23. At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control – Josh Stern
  24. The only threesome I’ve ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1 – Josh Stern
  25. Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert – Josh Stern
  26. I hate pulling out… I mean, I’m really bad at the whole parking thing…. – Josh Stern
  27. If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody – Josh Stern
  28. To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it – Josh Stern
  29. If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried – Josh Stern
  30. The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one – Josh Stern
  31. Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle – Josh Stern
  32. I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they’re walking on – Josh Stern
  33. If positivity is not your mindset, then reset – Josh Stern
  34. If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up – Josh Stern
  35. If you don’t fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working – Josh Stern
  36. I like gross generalizations…I also like disgusting specifics! – Josh Stern
  37. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school – Josh Stern
  38. True ambition is trying to paint yourself out of a corner – Josh Stern
  39. Maturity is when you no longer get the urge to make snow angels in mud season – Josh Stern
  40. I started to enjoy the regal sport of ????fighting… but I’m still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet – Josh Stern

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