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I started to enjoy the regal sport of ????fighting... but I'm still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet

I started to enjoy the regal sport of ????fighting… but I’m still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet
– Josh Stern

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  2. Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet? – Flix J Palma
  3. We not only don’t have fun with what we are supposed to enjoy,but whatever we don’t enjoy has started having fun with us. – Angelos Michalopoulos
  4. A rose started off a bud, a bird started off an egg, and a forest started off a seed. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  5. Touch not the fighting-dog without a glove.Give me a fighting-dog and I come alive.Fighting-dogs always meant more to Tom Mitchell than people. – John Duncan
  6. Don’t be fretting…about me marrying. Marrying’s a trouble and not marrying’s a trouble and I sticks to the trouble I knows. – LM Montgomery
  7. Not having enough talent seemed almost worse than not having any, because having a little meant having just enough to know what you lacked – Kat Howard
  8. Where you hang your feelings is where you hang your focus. – Shannon L Alder
  9. I will help build your museumWhen you run out of space to hang your workYou can hang your work in mine – Darnell Lamont Walker
  10. We must, indeed, all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. – Benjamin Franklin
  11. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Sahithi Setikam
  12. Aggressive fighting for the right is the noblest sport the world affords. – Theodore Roosevelt
  13. The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard – Josh Stern
  14. It’s not hard to fail…it’s hard to accept you failed…but once that’s out of the way, it’s pretty smooth sailing – Josh Stern
  15. Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs – Josh Stern
  16. If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane – Josh Stern
  17. In order to ????erfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips? – Josh Stern
  18. Anyone can spin a victory, it’s a total loss that demands creativity – Josh Stern
  19. Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack – Josh Stern
  20. If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway – Josh Stern
  21. It’s always darkest before you’re blinded by the light – Josh Stern
  22. Dr. Suess said: ‘Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened..’ I tell my dates: ‘Don’t cry because it happened, smile because it’s over – Josh Stern
  23. Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what – Josh Stern
  24. At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control – Josh Stern
  25. The only threesome I’ve ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1 – Josh Stern
  26. Never send a Man in to do a Donkey’s job – Josh Stern
  27. To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it – Josh Stern
  28. If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried – Josh Stern
  29. The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one – Josh Stern
  30. Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth – Josh Stern
  31. Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle – Josh Stern
  32. I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they’re walking on – Josh Stern
  33. positivity is the father of reinvention – Josh Stern
  34. If positivity is not your mindset, then reset – Josh Stern
  35. If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up – Josh Stern
  36. There’s always someone we’d love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident – Josh Stern
  37. I like gross generalizations…I also like disgusting specifics! – Josh Stern
  38. True ambition is trying to paint yourself out of a corner – Josh Stern
  39. When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time – Josh Stern
  40. Maturity is when you no longer get the urge to make snow angels in mud season – Josh Stern

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