Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs
– Josh Stern
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- Nothing real is pretty, she said. Only a doll is pretty. And a pretty doll drinks out of a tiny cup forever. A woman wants a big cup. – Catherynne M Valente
- Germans at the time believed, a little oddly, that dyes killed germs by turning the germs’ vital organs the wrong color. – Sam Kean
- I am that clumsy human, always loving, loving, loving. And loving. And never leaving. – Frida Kahlo
- The key to sticking with any diet is learning how to control hunger and manage cravings. – Josh Bezoni
- There’s always someone we’d love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident – Josh Stern
- Maybe art itself was a kind of voodoo, possessing you, giving you supernatural power, letting you see in the dark. – Philip Pullman
- In his refusal to believe in anything supernatural or inherently evil, he was as unrealistic as an old voodoo queen who sees spirits everywhere. – Anne Rice
- Why do we electrocute men for murdering an individual and then pin a purple heart on them for mass slaughter of someone arbitrarily labeled -œenemy? – Sylvia Plath
- You can’t raise happy kids in a happy family if you aren’t happy and don’t know who you are. You can’t pin your life on someone else’s happiness. – Jean Oram
- The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard – Josh Stern
- It’s not hard to fail…it’s hard to accept you failed…but once that’s out of the way, it’s pretty smooth sailing – Josh Stern
- In order to ????erfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips? – Josh Stern
- Manners without sincerity, is called polite society – Josh Stern
- Anyone can spin a victory, it’s a total loss that demands creativity – Josh Stern
- Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack – Josh Stern
- If life is a bowl of cherries, what’s inside of it? – Josh Stern
- Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling – Josh Stern
- If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway – Josh Stern
- It’s always darkest before you’re blinded by the light – Josh Stern
- Dr. Suess said: ‘Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened..’ I tell my dates: ‘Don’t cry because it happened, smile because it’s over – Josh Stern
- Y’know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy – Josh Stern
- Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what – Josh Stern
- Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what – Josh Stern
- If you’re stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse – Josh Stern
- At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control – Josh Stern
- The only threesome I’ve ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1 – Josh Stern
- Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert – Josh Stern
- To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it – Josh Stern
- If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried – Josh Stern
- The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one – Josh Stern
- Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle – Josh Stern
- I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they’re walking on – Josh Stern
- If positivity is not your mindset, then reset – Josh Stern
- If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up – Josh Stern
- If you don’t fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working – Josh Stern
- I like gross generalizations…I also like disgusting specifics! – Josh Stern
- Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school – Josh Stern
- True ambition is trying to paint yourself out of a corner – Josh Stern
- Maturity is when you no longer get the urge to make snow angels in mud season – Josh Stern
- I started to enjoy the regal sport of ????fighting… but I’m still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet – Josh Stern