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The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1

The only threesome I’ve ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1
– Josh Stern

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  11. Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling – Josh Stern
  12. If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway – Josh Stern
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  21. Never be paralyzed by fear, just by falling off a cliff – Josh Stern
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  24. If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody – Josh Stern
  25. To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it – Josh Stern
  26. If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried – Josh Stern
  27. The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one – Josh Stern
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  39. Maturity is when you no longer get the urge to make snow angels in mud season – Josh Stern
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