Top Dracula Quotes

  • Maybe Dracula wasn’t a vampire, just a raging alcoholic who was constantly hungover. – Krystal Sutherland

    Maybe Dracula wasn’t a vampire, just a raging alcoholic who was constantly hungover.– Krystal Sutherland

  • No. I don’t give that number out to every Tom, ???? and Dracula,- Morgan muttered. – Michelle Rabe

    No. I don’t give that number out to every Tom, ???? and Dracula,- Morgan muttered.– Michelle Rabe

  • As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

    As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.– Dave Barry

  • As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.– Dave Barry

  • There was one great tomb more lordly than all the rest; huge it was, and nobly proportioned. On it was but one word, DRACULA. – Bram Stoker

    There was one great tomb more lordly than all the rest; huge it was, and nobly proportioned. On it was but one word, DRACULA.– Bram Stoker

  • He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood. – Toni Andrews

    He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood.– Toni Andrews

  • I got tired of feeling like Dracula. I wanted to see some daylight, and not just at six o’clock in the morning. – Kate Moss

    I got tired of feeling like Dracula. I wanted to see some daylight, and not just at six o’clock in the morning.– Kate Moss