As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
– Dave Barry
Related Quotes:
- As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
- This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. –Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical – Dave Barry
- Big shots are only little shots that keep shooting. I can see your sun rise out of obscurity. Keep shooting – Ikechukwu Joseph
- When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I reasoned as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things. – Holy Bible
- How many shots had to be fired to turn this child back to his home and anxious mother? – Maaza Mengiste
- I got tired of feeling like Dracula. I wanted to see some daylight, and not just at six o’clock in the morning. – Kate Moss
- He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood. – Toni Andrews
- There was one great tomb more lordly than all the rest; huge it was, and nobly proportioned. On it was but one word, DRACULA. – Bram Stoker
- No. I don’t give that number out to every Tom, ???? and Dracula,- Morgan muttered. – Michelle Rabe
- Maybe Dracula wasn’t a vampire, just a raging alcoholic who was constantly hungover. – Krystal Sutherland
- Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. – Dave Barry
- We don’t shoot somebody soon, I’m gonna forget how – Dave Barry
- maybe somebody finally shot the dog. – Dave Barry
- If a Greek woman tells you to do something, you do it. – Dave Barry
- Reading… a vacation for the mind…. – Dave Barry
- In the words of a very famous dead person, ‘A nation that does not know its history is doomed to do poorly on the Scholastic Aptitude Test. – Dave Barry
- You should not confuse your career with your life. – Dave Barry
- There comes a time in a man’s life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately. – Dave Barry
- Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry
- Don’t be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. – Carlos Ruiz Zafn
- Strange. Half my years afraid of life. The other half, afraid of death. Always some kind of afraid. – Ray Bradbury
- I’m afraid of failing. I’m afraid of letting this opportunity pass us by. And I’m afraid of what happens if nothing in this world ever changes. – Victoria Aveyard
- We don’t have to be afraid of stepping out. We don’t have to be afraid of failing. We only have to be afraid of not trusting God. – Jennifer L Lane
- I am not afraid of anything in the world. But I’m afraid of myself, afraid of what I will be in the future. – Luffina Lourduraj
- We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. – Plato
- When you are a child at home alone, you’re afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you’re afraid no one will come. – Ljupka Cvetanova
- As a child, I was afraid of the dark and the monsters on the outside.As a man, I run away from the light, afraid to show the monsters within. – Anthony Liccione
- Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s ????. Dave sneezed … No. He farted through his nose. – Fred Barnett
- Spanking a child is about the parent not the child. The child will learn more from positive correction than physical manipulation. – Asa Don Brown
- Don’t put your child at risk. Limit unsupervised one-on-one time between your child & another adult or another child. – Carolyn Byers Ruch
- There’s a fine line between child-like -“ learning as a child does, the natural way we learn most stuff -“ and being child-ish. – Robin Hoyle
- Having a child who is struggling doesn’t make you a bad parent, just as being a child who is struggling doesn’t make your child a bad kid. – Ann Douglas
- I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots. – Edgar Rice Burroughs
- Maybe that’s what we do to the people we love: take shots in the dark and realize too late that we’ve wounded the people we are trying to protect. – Jodi Picoult
- Point me in the right direction, and shut the ???? up. I’m the one calling the shots now. Fall in line or fall down a ????ing well. – Robert Kirkman
- You miss 100% of the shots that you don’t take. Still wondering whether it is worth giving a shot at your dreams? – Manoj Arora
- I am more than my measurements. The cycle of body-shaming needs to end. I’m over it-¦ My body is MY body. I’ll call the shots. – Ashley Graham
- The high road is littered with pot shots. – Debra Crown
- The high road is littered with pot shots. – Debra Crown
- I would like to be an umpire when Sachin is batting, so to get the best possible view of his shots. – Amit Kalantri