Famous Dave Barry Quotes
Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.– Dave Barry
This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. –Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical– Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.– Dave Barry
There comes a time in a man’s life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.– Dave Barry
You should not confuse your career with your life.– Dave Barry
In the words of a very famous dead person, ‘A nation that does not know its history is doomed to do poorly on the Scholastic Aptitude Test.– Dave Barry
Reading… a vacation for the mind….– Dave Barry
If a Greek woman tells you to do something, you do it.– Dave Barry
maybe somebody finally shot the dog.– Dave Barry