maybe somebody finally shot the dog.
– Dave Barry
Related Quotes:
- This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. –Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical – Dave Barry
- Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a ‘man dog’,a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid’s arse – Alan Carr
- We don’t shoot somebody soon, I’m gonna forget how – Dave Barry
- Maybe the trying is the thing. Maybe it doesn’t get better than that. Maybe you never quite get there. And maybe that’s okay. – Keith Ablow
- The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not – Charles Barkley
- Life will astound you when you give something a shot after being shot down. – Julieanne OConner
- However, if the long shot is your only shot, then you have to take it. – Nicola Yoon
- Everything bad gets shot at in America, says John Cole, and everything good too. – Sebastian Barry
- Man-eaters are finally shot dead. – Mahendra Jakhar
- Teddy wondered, and not for the first time, not by a long shot, if this was the day that missing her would finally be too much for him. – Dennis Lehane
- …what was the good of being a movie werewolf? You howled at the moon; you couldn’t remember what you did, and then somebody shot you. – Anne Rice
- All that ever holds somebody back, I think, is fear. For a minute I had fear. [Then] I went into the [dressing] room and shot my fear in the face… – Lady Gaga
- Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. – Dave Barry
- If a Greek woman tells you to do something, you do it. – Dave Barry
- Reading… a vacation for the mind…. – Dave Barry
- In the words of a very famous dead person, ‘A nation that does not know its history is doomed to do poorly on the Scholastic Aptitude Test. – Dave Barry
- You should not confuse your career with your life. – Dave Barry
- There comes a time in a man’s life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately. – Dave Barry
- As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
- As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
- Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry
- If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness. – Marjorie Garber
- The saying goes that for a wound caused by dog bite to heal you have to eat that same dog, and I did scoop up a mouthful for myself – Han Kang
- You will never know loneliness when you have a dog, when you lose that dog it will be loneliness like you’ve never known. – Michael P Naughton
- Touch not the fighting-dog without a glove.Give me a fighting-dog and I come alive.Fighting-dogs always meant more to Tom Mitchell than people. – John Duncan
- To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness? – Jonathan Safran Foer
- When I came out of anesthesia, I wanted two things: my husband and my dog. They wouldn’t let the dog in the recovery room. – Sandy Nathan
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man. – Mark Twain
- The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. – James Thurber
- LOOK AT HIM! Mum, LOOK! OUR NEW DOG! ISN’T HE A BEAUTY?--œAnother DOG!- came Maia’s amazed voice. – Sonal Panse
- A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person. – Mugsy Peabody
- Be prepared. A dog is adorable and noble.A dog is a true and loving friend. A dogis also a hedonist. – Mary Oliver
- He’s a sub dog. How did she find a sub dog? – Lexi Blake
- He’s a sub dog. How did she find a sub dog? – Lexi Blake
- Thou calledst me a dog before thou hadst a cause,But since I am a dog, beware my fangs. – William Shakespeare
- And the hunger that once chewed at them like a mean dog now seems more like an annoying houseguest who simply refuses to leave. – Dave Boling
- Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s ????. Dave sneezed … No. He farted through his nose. – Fred Barnett
- (On being in a position of leadership) Even if it’s your dog, you’ve got authority over somebody. Start treating him better. – Joyce Meyer
- And as she held me, I suddenly realized that my lifelong search for love and acceptance had finally ended in the arms of a foster parent. – Dave Pelzer