Top Elf Quotes

  • Once in rur-al Flathead coun-tyStood a cru-wel Christmas sceneDumped for slaugh-ter were the rein-deerWhen an elf did intervene. – Roxanne Snopek

    Once in rur-al Flathead coun-tyStood a cru-wel Christmas sceneDumped for slaugh-ter were the rein-deerWhen an elf did intervene.– Roxanne Snopek

  • Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after. – Roxanne Snopek

    Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after.– Roxanne Snopek

  • Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh? – Christopher Paolini

    Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?– Christopher Paolini

  • My new elf husband wasted no time in carrying me to the bed, then tumbling us both onto the coverlet. – Cristina Rayne

    My new elf husband wasted no time in carrying me to the bed, then tumbling us both onto the coverlet.– Cristina Rayne

  • When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line. – Bryan Fields

    When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.– Bryan Fields

  • The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance. – Thaddeus White

    The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.– Thaddeus White