Once in rur-al Flathead coun-tyStood a cru-wel Christmas sceneDumped for slaugh-ter were the rein-deerWhen an elf did intervene.
– Roxanne Snopek
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- Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after. – Roxanne Snopek
- Without you, I’m not me. Something inside that I didn’t even know about is broken without you. – Roxanne Snopek
- Love comes in seemingly insignificant moments and if you’re not paying attention, you might miss them. – Roxanne Snopek
- My goodness, I’m like a hog at a trough! – Roxanne Snopek
- There are no supermoms. Eventually, you just have to hope your kid survives all your parental screw-ups. – Roxanne Snopek
- Life’s too short to say no when love shows up at your door. – Roxanne Snopek
- Consider yourself warned, Frankie. Something about these mountains convinces previously sane women to give up Starbucks for saddle sores. – Roxanne Snopek
- Bending the law is different from breaking, my lovely, strategically-challenged Francesca. – Roxanne Snopek
- After Jesus showed up, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word coun – Stephen Colbert
- If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so wel – Anne Bradstreet
- When liberators hide their liberty tools, injustice prevails. True leaders intervene by dealing with injustice before it passes puberty. – Israelmore Ayivor
- Whenever God wants to intervene in the affairs of the earth, he intervenes through light, illumination, knowledge, insight, understanding, wisdom – Sunday Adelaja
- Solitude is not measured by the miles of space that intervene between a man and his fellows. – Henry David Thoreau
- At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year. – Thomas Tusser
- The painter must give a completely free rein to any feeling or sensations he may have and reject nothing to which he is naturally drawn. – Lucian Freud
- Don’t rein in yourself ’cause it’s raining reigning time. – Steven Chopade
- I must have you. We must have each other. You know that, don’t you? You’rein my blood, God help us both. – Sara Craven
- Yes, well, rein it in, Prom King. British people have been successfully repressing our emotions since before your country was even a thing. – Holly Bourne
- The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance. – Thaddeus White
- When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line. – Bryan Fields
- You were chasing stones forever, forgetting the diamond within you – Skye Elf
- My new elf husband wasted no time in carrying me to the bed, then tumbling us both onto the coverlet. – Cristina Rayne
- Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh? – Christopher Paolini
- When there’s Christmas in hell. that’s what i call real Christmas! – Nadun Lokuliyanage
- Maybe Christmas is more than a day to receive. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, is a day to believe. – Richelle E Goodrich
- Christmas is about Christ. When we forget that, we lose the true magic of Christmas. – Toni Sorenson
- As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. – Eric Sevareid
- Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes. – Janet Evanovich
- The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! – Charles N Barnard
- On the day after Christmas, some store or another will always take out and ad saying there are only 364 shopping days to Christmas. No one is amused. – Gerard Del Re
- Another Christmas PoemBlood Christmas, here again.Let us raise a loving cup:Peace on earth, goodwill to men,And make them do the washing-up. – Wendy Cope
- She was so busy doing Christmas, there wasn’t time to experience Christmas. – Lori Copeland
- Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas. – Dale Evans Rogers
- I’ve been a fugitive from reality since forever. – Roxanne Bland
- Having had nothing, I will not settle for crumbs. – Roxanne DunbarOrtiz
- Independent radical women often live lonely lives if they expect equality. – Roxanne DunbarOrtiz
- Reality is highly overrated. – Roxanne Bland
- Feelings follow actions. – Roxanne Henke
- Feelings follow actions. – Roxanne Henke
- Supermom wasn’t a bad job description. The pay was lousy if you were talking about real money. But the payoff was priceless in so many other ways. – Roxanne Henke