Top Employers Quotes

  • Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Giving evidence against one’s employers was the first step to unemployment. – Eoin Colfer

    Giving evidence against one’s employers was the first step to unemployment.– Eoin Colfer

  • Employees go to school for 12 -“ 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 -“ 18 minutes interview. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Employees go to school for 12 -“ 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 -“ 18 minutes interview.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana