Top Girlfriend Quotes

  • You’re playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she’s what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her your varsity jacket? – Ally Blake

    You’re playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she’s what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her your varsity jacket?– Ally Blake

  • My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up. – Randy Kagan

    My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.– Randy Kagan

  • Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that ????er Shrek tried to ???? my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins. – David Louden

    Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that ????er Shrek tried to ???? my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins.– David Louden

  • Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband’s girlfriend. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband’s girlfriend.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Wow, I didn’t even hesitate to call her my girlfriend. That’s a first. – Collette West

    Wow, I didn’t even hesitate to call her my girlfriend. That’s a first.– Collette West

  • I think about all the ways I’ve been perceived by others over the years: as a burden, a dutiful daughter, a girlfriend, a spiteful wretch, an inva – Christina Baker Kline

    I think about all the ways I’ve been perceived by others over the years: as a burden, a dutiful daughter, a girlfriend, a spiteful wretch, an inva– Christina Baker Kline

  • Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she’s an Episcopalian), some of Jesus’ best friends were sex workers. – Sarah Lotz

    Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she’s an Episcopalian), some of Jesus’ best friends were sex workers.– Sarah Lotz

  • Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic. – Ron Childress

    Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic.– Ron Childress

  • He wrote to his father every day. His platoon called his dad a girlfriend. – Noorilhuda

    He wrote to his father every day. His platoon called his dad a girlfriend.– Noorilhuda

  • When your girlfriend broke your heart, don’t even say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better than her. – Werley Nortreus

    When your girlfriend broke your heart, don’t even say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better than her.– Werley Nortreus